Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Crotch Groping Security Search & Weapons of Mass Destructions!!

Today I went through the weirdest crotch groping security search at Faisalabad Airport, I was furious and disgruntled with the security search experience. The way they were doing the crotch groping search, for one minute I thought they probably suspect and believe that I might be carrying weapons of mass destruction in my underpants to blast the Airplane.

When I first entered the airport, went through initial security search, on the left side there was toilet with no Urinals, after using, I was again asked to go through same security search , that was the first weird encounter.


Believe you me, you will get surprised, airport lounge had separate space for pets: P I came across cats, it reminded me of Japanese Airport. I thought I may see some puppies and dogs around but could only see Haji Sahibs all around.

Waisay, everybody is Haji Sahibs in Faisalabad, it is the trend, if one does one thing, and everyone follows…hmmm societal pressure. In terms of business dealing its funny, they keep aside their Knighthood “Haji Title” and start doing all kind of unethical things, they need not to be blamed, and it is our national character “Twin Faced, Mask Wearing Pakistani Nation”.

I was disgruntled with airport lounge experience, just before landing I went to toilet for face wash, closed the doors, here comes the weirdest bang on the door, one bang, second bang and last was big, I thought guy may break the door, so I opened the door, I guess guys was dying to get the oxygen through using the occupied toilet with force. Hmmm, its not his fault that’s what army does, they bang with force and grab the prime lands all around even though those lands may be public property.

Crotch groping experience made me wonder, if I had to land in Peshawar, security search may start with deep down butt search :P after all its security, one can not argue, irrespective, they grope your crotch or finger deep down arse to make sure weapons of mass destructions are not hidden.

Funny country , funny people & all this only happens in Pakistan.

7 comments:

Junaid Akhlas said...

Goodness! This is the Weirdest thing to learn :|

moetesum said...

I can live with the horrifying experience of yours at FD airport yet i cannot put the picture with nice hands in that frame need your help in replacing an appropriate snap on it......Yet how come the Armed Forces get dragged in to all the sagas and near death experience or corrupt practices..............look around you will find many of them related to our nation as a whole...............every one who so ever gets an opportunity gets a go at Pakistan...........irrespective to which segment he/she belongs.............so we all are criminals ..........for a change stand at any paying both or at traffic light and see how our nation behaves...........I guess inpatients, lack of respect for others rights and ones obligation to the nation in keeping it clean and free from all crap is in our genes now..............and yet we all have time to put blame of the follies we all have collectively created on some segment whether politicians whom we elect...........generals who come from with in us..........and people with whom we live.............. .

Imran Baloch said...

Agree its the collective wrong, we as a nation to be blamed for the pitfalls..

Army as an institutions is not exactly be blamed but top bras " thats what Military Inc Book narrates...i was writing in that context.

Agree with your observations

Imran Baloch said...

Hey Moetesum...just changed the picture, tried to find some appropriate ones...

moetesum said...

I agree few black sheep always make the entire institution as bad.............. i wish u had the chance of meeting some of us and staying with us only then u would have realized how faithful and sincere we are to every one............yes i now i see alot of Hajji Shaibs in the pic.....................

Liz said...

How AWFUL that you went through this ordeal at the airport. As an American I can tell you our airports are an ordeal as well. The process is slow and the personnel often times rude. Two things Americans like are speed and loads of customer service so you can imagine we are not happy. I'm so glad you survived to post about it on your blog and with pictures no less!!!! :)

Imran Baloch said...

Hey Liz, i will soon be traveling to US, will get the taste of US airports :P

I may end up writing another blog :)