Saturday, December 27, 2008

Wars are Now Won on the Basis of Regular Supplies of Viagra


Imagine a pack of blue pill doing the wonders for war mongers, isn’t it an awesome tool, a tactical weapon to ensure war victory. I am sure sun tzu along with Machiavelli would laugh, shy and feel amazed to hear about the tricks of trade of modern warfare used during the period of Mr. BUSH. Come on guys I am not joking, when one of my fellows shared the story, published in Washington Post “Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan” I thought It might be a joke or funny read, but it was damn serious story.
Report says “The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift. Four blue pills. Viagra.
"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes -- followed by a request for more pills.
I lament, these stupid oldies are selling prime information in exchange of one pack of Viagra, simply absurd.
I am sure Hakeem Sahib ‘using traditional herbal stuff to revitalize the sexual energy’ would be in demand in Pakistan; Pakistani agencies could ask them to come up with Desi NUSKHA to win over the war lords and Taliban in FATA.
Come on guys if it works for Americans in Afghanistan, cant this do wonders in our wild mountains’ give it a thought.
These oldies may find Viagra, an Ego Booster, Chill Pill.


2 comments:

Liz said...

UGH! But I guess it is better than dropping bombs.

Imran Baloch said...

These oldies will end up using the ancient weapons of mass destructions on poor women...Fine...let women suffer :P