Golf always reminds me of one sentence “men and rats always find new holes”. When it comes to golf, it is all about holes, poles, wet, grass/bush, sticks and balls.
Lately my cute friends dragged me into golf, for a moment I felt as if to me golf was an arranged marriage, when I got into it, LOVE HAPPENED!!
Tiger woods reminds us of the best golf one could ever imagine, he was lately caught his pants down. So far, around 13 women revealed that they slept with Mr. Woods; no wonder 13 reminds us of 18 holes in golf. I am sure Mr. Wood must have been passionate about the game; poor guy, his brain is programmed to think about holes. At times I get scared because too much focus on different holes is not good for healthy relationship.
For men, holes make golf sexy but for women it gets sexier because of the sticks and balls. Many women hate men esp. those men who are categorized as PIGS, while hitting balls women get pleasure to take out their anger.
Few of my friends have gone to a level where they believe that golf is far better than sex because it is perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique. Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with. If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself. There is no such thing as a "golf transmitted disease." Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game. Your golf partner will never say, "What ? We just golfed last week ! Is that all you ever think about ?". When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together
Another interesting aspect of golf is even if the course is wet and bushy one can still play :p
Lately I got to know that in golf, foursome is encouraged and another interesting aspect is you don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you are finished. Even if your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
Isn’t it real sexy game??? :p
8 comments:
hahaha... Mr. Baloch. Our perversion has penetrated the deepest levels of your brain. Transmission complete! Do i dare do another blog on sexy golf for fear of repetition or redundancy! ;)
Hahahah LOL
Its all coz of you guys :p
Honey it reminded me of something ;)
Lol! Imran this was too good! :) You totally caught the major aspects of both the games and brought out a better alternative to the one that requires "fidelity". It's an over-rated thing anyways. Atleast with golf you can have your balls and holes and still have more to go! Hehe. It's like you said, you can even play the game regardless of having an old stick or a soggy ground and with ample balls to get into the holes on the wHOLE course! ;)
Heheheh LOL
PS: Another thing i missed...one thing is common in both games.. COURSE ;-)
Hi, i checked your blog Musings of Housewife....found it interesting.
I liked the intro (I am a visually stimulated, married housewife who is rebelling against the traditional norms of the society by surrendering to her desires)
If you read my writings, i am sort of skeptic and defy social norms.
Good read, keep it up.
Golf is a sport sexy! Once my golf teacher, seduced me while he explained how to play!
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